Log every meal. Hit your limit.
Get roasted by an AI comedian. 💀
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Pick Mia or Brock. They read your food log and cook you alive — no mercy, all laughs.
Log meals in seconds. Your AI sets a personalized daily limit based on your goal.
Nutrient meters show exactly how today's food affects your skin, hair, and muscle.
Scan or type any food before you yolo it. Your comedian tells you the honest truth.
Unlock chapters as you hit streaks. Level up or lock back — your story, your receipts.
The food diary is permanent. Accountability hits different when there's no undo.
Time to do something about it.
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